Mike war zu dumm, um sich die Schuhe zu binden. Heute ist er Agent beim FBI. Und er hat nicht vergessen, dass ich ihm damals im Kindergarten half, wenn er wieder heulend mit offenen Senkeln im Regen stand.
Seine Dankbarkeit in allen Ehren, aber dafür hätte er mir keine 2,5 Millionen US-Dollar zuschustern müssen. Oder vielleicht doch. Gut gebrauchen kann es die Happy Fado Family schon. Morgen hätten wir den ersten Bass für Grillholz zersägen müssen. Falls wir das Geld für eine Säge gehabt hätten. Danke, Mike. Vor allem im Namen von Bornetti.
935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW
Washington, D.C. 20535-0001
NOTICE OF ONGOING INVESTIGATION
This is Agent Mike, we were sent by the Director of Federal Bureau of Investigation „JAMES B.COMEY“. we are currently in Africa as an FBI/United States delegate that have been delegated to investigate these fraudsters who are in the business of swindling Foreigners that has transactions in Africa.
Be informed that during our investigations we found out that there is a total amount of $2.5 Million that has been assigned in your name as the beneficiary and these fraudsters are busy swindling you without any hope of receiving your fund, these are the works of the fraudsters who needed to extort money from you in the name of this transfer, We have to inform you that we have arrested some men in respect of this delayed overdue fund. We have a very limited time to stay in Africa here so I advise you urgently respond to this message.
These criminals will be caught unaware and we don’t want them to know this new development to avoid jeopardizing our investigation, you need to conceal anything that has to do with this exercise to enable us get all the necessary information we required.
I will be expecting your swift response as soon as you receive this email and notify us of any message or phone call you receive from those fraudsters for us to investigate on it before you make any contact with them.
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International Banking Unit